Jokes 2 TAT#25

Knock knock!

Who´s there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy-me rollin´, they hatin´…

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  Hello hello! Welcome to a new issue of Talk About-Thursday! As you might remember, I made a previous post of Jokes (you can read it here). Looks like it was great because it made people laugh, so I wanted to make another one. The rules are: if one of the jokes here makes you laugh or at least smirk you must like this post. Okay? Are you ready? Let’s begin!

Why didn’t Han Solo eat his meal?
Because it was a bit chewy

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How do you call the cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese

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Seven days without a pun makes one weak

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What’s great about living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus

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What did one body of water say to other body of water?
Nothing. They just waved.

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Don’t fart in an Apple Store because they don’t have windows.

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That was a terrible pun. Meow get back to work.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put it down.
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Welp! That’s all for today’s issue peeps! Remember to leave a ‘like’ if you smirked or laughed at one of them. Check out Tell Me More where I’ll be talking about today’s Clomex trip to my Middle school…
Looks like he got bus-ted

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11 thoughts on “Jokes 2 TAT#25

    • OY30 March 7, 2016 / 3:16 pm

      Haha thank you!!!! XD

      Like

  1. badatgaming130 March 3, 2016 / 9:55 pm

    I would’ve liked regardless because you’re my best friend. I really have no social life outside school and WordPress 😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

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