Google, I must ask you this: are you married?
Today I am going to be playing in Google Feud. This is a website created by Google where you have to guess the last word(s) of the most popular search terms on the Internet. There are four sections: Culture, People, Names and Questions.
All right, are you ready?
Let the games begin!!!!!!!!!!!
Round 1: Questions- “should I be a_________”
Um idk. Vlogger maybe?
A fairy? Yeah I know it sounds weird, but let’s face it, this is the Internet.
All right one last chance. Father?
NO DANG IT!!!! WHICH WERE THE ANSWERS???
Stay at home mom. Wut…
All right! Next round!
Round 2: Culture- “how to tie a ________”
A shoe? I’m pretty sure a shoe must be in the top 10.
NO DARN IT DARN IT!!!!
Well then. What about a bow tie? Bow ties are cool.
YESSSSS!!!! HAHAHA!!!! THAT’S THE THIRD MOST SEARCHED THING!
All right… maybe just a tie?
YEAH BABY!!!! THAT’S THE MOST SEARCHED THING!!!!! WOOT!!!!
Now I don’t know what to put… Ummmm…
How to tie a match?
Well then… how to tie a rope?
A scarf. Why didn’t I think on a scarf?
Round 3: People- “how to make a ________”
A drawing. Yep. Why not?
A website? Please? A website?
YESH!!!! FIFTH MOST SEARCHED THING!
Now idk… a child? Hehe
A house! Yeah! It must be a house!
NO IT WASN’T!!!!!!!!!!
All right, all right, now that I’ve read them they seem pretty obvious…
Round 4: Names- “mara ________”
MARA JADE PLEASE GOOGLE PLEASE!!!!
YESH!!!! MY WARSIE SIDE HAS WON!!! HAHA!!!
Now I have no idea what to put.
Nope. Perez? xD
Nope x2. Mara again?
Oh my gosh Salvatrucha… xDDDDD
Round 5: Questions- “how long should i ________”
Live? Maybe? With this world?
Nope. Thank god I was wrong.
Yep! The eight most searched thing!
Nope again. Play videogames?
Nope again x2.
Round 6: Questions- “is it bad to ________”
Like my sister? Because I’ve read so many Yahoo! questions with those topics.
Be a vegan?
NO DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT!!!!!!!!
DANG IT I SHOULD’VE ADDED WEED OMG xD
Round 7: Culture- “the poor should ________”
Get a job…?
Nope. Then… be rich?
Rise? The poor should rise. Sounds like a movie to me.
First, Fourth, Sixth, Seventh, Eight, Nine and Ten, are the reasons why I’m losing faith in humanity.
Round 8: Culture- “weather in ________”
Canada. I don’t know why. But Canada.
Dang it. Wrong.
Round 9: Questions- “is it fun to ________”
Oh thank god. Wrong.
Oh goodness. Wrong again.
Be a pet named steve xDDDD
Be fat oh gosh… xD
I’M SO LAME AT THIS
Round 10: Questions- “why is my boyfriend so ________”
YEAH SIXTH ONE!!!!!
MAD AT ME
Well I don’t know why your boyfriend is so cute girl *ahem* pretentious *ahem*
Round 11: Questions- “how do you pretend to be ________”
Dang it x2
Dang it x3
yOU MUST BE KIDDING.
Round 12: Culture- “google are you ________”
WHAT THAT’S THE FIRST ANSWER xD
I WAS GOING TO WRITE MARRIED NUUUUUUUU
Round 13: Culture- “how to grow ________”
Of course… a beard…
Potatoes… garlic… broccoli…
…what’s wrong with me?
Round 14: Questions- “is it okay to swim with ________”
Something tells me that dolphins is the answer…
Poison ivy. What the heck people???
Round 15: Questions- “can i be a ________”
Wow. I’m surprised it wasn’t there…
THE ANSWER IS YES YOU CAN IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!!!
Well that’s all for today guys. I can’t believe I’m so lame at this, like, wut xD
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